Meet Ernest. Ernest has always been known by most as Ernie and next week he will be 90 years old. Ernest lives on his own, eats 3 square meals a day and can, at times, be a cantankerous old sod. Ernest, is by his admission, one of the best drivers in the world and regularly proves this by driving to Tescos and back without killing anyone.
Like I said, most know him as Ernie, I on the other hand, know him as Grandad.
And, just for the record, negotiations are ongoing with regards to the car…
Happy birthday Grandad… (The scooter is coming that I can promise)